[Thursday, March 07, 2013
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[The London Review of Books is
Britain's most esteemed literary magazine. Published fortnightly, it
features essays, reviews and the most outrageous personal ads ever
set in type. The following is a selection from the latest issue.]
*Happy 37-year-old woman seeks sexy, reliable partner and father of her future children.
China-based, can live anywhere. Literary, sociable, athletic, sings
blues-rock, great cook, opera enthusiast, avid poetry reader
(Christopher Reid! Billy Collins!), globe-trotter, theatre addict,
museum-goer, stupendous smiler, fabulous lover, modest (obviously),
knows nothing about wine and routinely picks whatever is from New
Zealand. Totally into mindfulness meditation though can be sceptical
about the Buddhism.
email: venus.ventus.temerarus@gmail.com
*Southwest Crusoe, 64, eclectic, languages, widower, yearns for female footprints in the sand –
warm, witty, companionable, coeval, localish. Unearthing elusive
culture, outings, innings, travel, LOL/LOL (horseless, textless), even
fairweather boating, could occur. Break out and let rip, occidental
bluestocking; sorry, MetroCantab gels.
email: fridayseeker@hotmail.co.uk
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